Sep 15, 2011

Random thoughts…

I’ve never regretted telling the truth.  I can’t throw away a good jar. One size fits all is a crock.  Denis is the best hugger in the world. I have 47 spatulas but my car is 9 years old….my priorities are clear. No one wants to change the toilet paper roll, including me, so I always try to leave 2 or 3 squares of tissue on the roll so the next person has to deal with it.  Spiders can hold their breath for 19 hours – I didn’t need to know that. Stretch pants are nobody’s friend. Cookies are a waste of time without milk. “At the tone please leave your message…when you are finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options.” If anyone has ever pressed one for more options, I’d like to know about it.

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7 Comments on “Random thoughts…”

  1. Liz says:

    My favorite come-back for an annoyingly friendly telephone solicitor: “Gee this is really a bad time. What’s your home number? I’ll call you back later.?”

  2. Simon says:

    Oh God, just the thought of pushing 1 for more options gives me a migrain.

    Hey Jenny want some more jars ?

  3. Rhonda says:

    LOL…I admit, I’ve pressed one to know the options and it seems to take forever. I have started doing my banking and billing online, so I won’t have to go through the hassle, because that’s about the only time I’ve had to use options on the phone. It’s so much easier and quieter to do my banking online 🙂 😉
    Jenny, you had me chuckling about leaving 4 squares of toilet paper so the next one will have to replace the roll…lol…hilarious 😆
    You are just so funny and a little stinker…lol…j/k

  4. Danny says:

    lol I hate all those push this # and so on. But Im here to save you all from that. I always push the # when it says to BUY it always works no wait time and you have someone on the other line.

  5. Sue says:

    Thanks for the laugh this morning!! 🙂 I’m at my desk drinking my green tea and loving this post! I’d better get to work now! 🙂

    Have a great day!!

  6. marty says:

    Your car is nine years old my truck is 18 years old but its built Ford tuogh. My therory always will be the less people you are involved with the less problems you will have

  7. Heather says:

    LOL Gotta love you Jenny! Thanks for the laugh tonight.

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