Jun 26, 2012

Me? A centerfold?

Here’s what’s wrong with the picture below: Back in the 80’s when my hair had its own zip code, I was doing standup comedy and someone wrote a feature story on me for a comedy magazine with my picture in the centerfold. I suppose I could have done Playboy (if I had a better face, better hair, a better body, and my own boobs!) but I can always say I was a centerfold. For some unknown reason, they stretched the picture so it was my freakishly long thighs that are wrong with this picture. If you look at the distance between my butt and my left knee, I could have rode a horse with my feet on the ground!

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8 Comments on “Me? A centerfold?”

  1. Mike says:

    While your modesty is commendable, the truth is that you were the most gorgeous stand-up comic of all time, and you’re still a very beautiful woman. And from what I know of you, I’d say that your outer beauty is just a reflection of your even greater inner beauty.

  2. Kathy says:

    That is hilarious…..I wouldn’t have noticed it!!


  3. Rhonda says:

    You mentioned you could’ve rode a horse and the funniest thing I was searching ring tones on my phone a while back and I found an app that had comedy ring tones, so I searched your name and found one with you talking about riding a horse for the first time and got your foot caught in the stirrup and being drug for a 100 feet and you then said “if they didn’t stop that merry go round”. I laugh so hard I cried. It was so funny…lol…

  4. sue says:

    (“if I had a better face, better hair, a better body, and my own boobs!) ??? What??
    I agree with Becky you’ve always been so beautiful and still are!! I didn’t see the butt to the thigh thing but I guess I wasn’t checking out your butt enough!! HA! HA! 🙂


  5. Becky says:

    Long thighs or not, you’re still a beauty, Jenny J!!! 🙂
    Love ya!

  6. Rhonda says:

    Aw, I think you would’ve done well as a supermodel/centerfold. It’s good you can joke about it though…you’re funny…lol…
    What I noticed was your waist line wasn’t bent right on the right side and it was too far from your waist. It’s too much of an open curve there when it should be closer to your waist. That’s why I saw it as a split picture and that the legs in the picture seemed too long for you and wasn’t yours, so I was close but not exactly right. It’s not a bad picture of you, even though it’s been tampered with. Do you have the original copy?…

  7. Heather says:

    Where is the picture?

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