Jul 11, 2012

No Heimlich for you

I’ve picked about 150 tomatoes already from my unwanted, unplanted cherry tomato plant. I almost stepped on the rabbit yesterday who was trying to hide under the plant again. If he’s eating the tomatoes I wouldn’t know since there seem to be around 1,000 tomatoes on the plant which has now grown to 16 feet across. There’s even enough tomatoes for the mangy, rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, fruit-stealing squirrel. But he doesn’t want my tomatoes.. Nooooooo. He eats my white peaches.

I hope he chokes on a pit. He can beg me to give him a Heimlich but the only thing I’d give him is a shoebox. “Get in. We’re goin’ for a ride.”

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7 Comments on “No Heimlich for you”

  1. civility101 says:

    Classy – Stay classy JJ!

  2. Sue says:

    OMG those look delicious!! I will take them off your hands if you don’t want them ๐Ÿ™‚ Ha ha! We have an abundance of raspberries growing at our house and they are soooo red and juicy and sweet! I keep bringing them in for my co-workers they love them. The big black raspberries are just starting, but I will be looking forward to them too!

    Happy Birthday Denis!! I hope you have a great day and I know your cake is going to be out of this world!!! It was your birthday last year that Jenny introduced us all to that awesome Strawberry Cake.

    Take Care JJ!!

  3. marty says:

    Jenny,? Do you who Mika Brzezinski is ? And if you do. Do you ever watch her ?

    • Jenny says:

      I don’t watch her, in fact I watch very little TV. By the time I get to the TV, it’s time for the 11 pm news!

  4. Tiffie says:

    There’s nothing like a good cherry tomato. We have a bunch in the kitchen & I love taking one or two with me, as I pass through. They’re YUUUUUM-YUM!


  5. Rhonda says:

    Yummy!…those cherry tomatoes look really really good. I could eat them all if those were in my yard. Too bad those are there and I’m here…lol…it makes me want to grow my own next spring or better yet maybe I can feed them to the rabbit who hangs around my yard and maybe he can plant it for me. That plant is huge and Jenny be careful not because you might step on the rabbit but because there’s no telling what’s underneath all that brush. You seem to be a daredevil and you make me nervous…lol… ๐Ÿ˜€

    And Jenny the squirrel needs to leave those white peaches of yours alone. I had a white peach the other day and it was the best peach I had in a while. I like Georgia peaches but they’re not my favorite as of now. White peaches seem to be my favorite here lately. That white peach was so delicious. I bet white peaches are the bomb freshly picked from a tree. I might just have to look into get a white peach tree. Oh one more thing. I loved what you said about the squirrel…hilarious… ๐Ÿ˜†
    “I hope he chokes on a pit. He can beg me to give him a Heimlich but the only thing Iโ€™d give him is a shoebox. โ€œGet in. Weโ€™re goinโ€™ for a ride.โ€

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