Jan 02, 2013

Year in Review

I never worried about the Fiscal Cliff because the Apocalypse was going to happen first.

What, no Apocalypse? The world was supposed to end on December 21st, but I guess not. Somebody out there probably didn’t buy Christmas presents figuring, “What for? We’ll all be dead. Why waste the money? I’ll spend it all on my funeral.” But who’s gonna come?

David Patraeus wasn’t smart enough to cover up his affair… and he was in charge of the CIA? And a possible presidential contender? Not any more. Lying and cheating have no place in politics…. wait… what?

I’ll never forget Tan Mom. Remember that woman who put her 6-year-old daughter in a tanning bed? Let’s not rush to judgement. Maybe mom’s naugahyde face was so scary, her daughter ran into the tanning bed to hide.

Get the hook! Somebody should have pulled Clint Eastwood off the stage at the RNC once he started talking to the chair. Was he serious? Hallucinating? We had an uncle who used to talk to the toaster but he’s on medication now.

OMG, the craziest story of the year was the 80-year-old grandmother who tried to “restore” a rare fresco that belonged to a church in Spain. The painting depicted Jesus but when she was done, not so much. They say she was a painter but refinishing a deck is not the same. Jesus looked more like Mr. Potatohead.

I hope they make a movie about how Katie Holmes orchestrated her escape from Tom Cruise. Some possible titles: “It’s Not a Wonderful Life” or “To Kill a Career” or how about “One Flew OUT of the Cuckoo’s Nest.”

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4 Comments on “Year in Review”

  1. sue says:

    mmmmmyyyeeahha!!! First of all, Tom Cruise lost it years ago! I remember writing about his totally spoiled daughter who’s Christmas list was 100,000. and only 6 years old. HaHa!! damm! I wouldn’t have given her anything. She gets everything she wants 24 hours a day 7 days a week. What does Christmas even mean to her?? But the sad thing is, “It’s not her fault”, that’s her pathetic parents who spoiled the living crap out of her. (Toys for Tots!!!)

    The tanning mom. OMG! I don’t care if I do sound judgmental, that woman is sick!!! I’m not jealous of you!!

    Apocalypse? The world was supposed to end on December 21st, I agree December 21st wasn’t the end, It was December 14th!! I hope he burns in hell!!

    What politician doesn’t lie?? Look at our government!! What a freakin Joke!!

    Clint Eastwood? That’s kind of sad. He really was an actor to admire.

    Your movie titles depict the real truth JJ!!
    2012 had some horrible memories! I can only pray that 2013 will bring love and joy!! And I am all for police officers in EVERY SCHOOL!!!!


  2. Chris says:

    LOL, Jenny!! Tom’s house has to be a cuckoo’s nest!!

  3. Becky says:

    Jenny, once again as always—-HILARIOUS!!!! Love you, girl! xox

  4. Rhonda says:

    lol…glad you can enlighten us on these things. You are so funny 🙂

    I never take these dates serious about the world ending. It’s starting to seem like dates pulled from a hat to me. There are more things to worry about while we are still alive like what the heck Congress is doing and our country…and I love what you said. “Lying and cheating have no place in politics…. wait… what?”…lol…hilarious and so true…Clint Eastwood was being a bit foolish and tripping on stage at the RNC. I think he was hallucinating. You never know, Jenny. Clint might be talking to his kitchen appliances at home too…lol…

    I don’t like judging others but it’s kinda hard not to judge someone like the Tan Mom. So when I first read this story I was quick to judge. After your post though it makes me wonder if the Mom did scare her 6 year old by the way she looked…hummm…

    I don’t keep up with celebrity break-ups but I do like your movie titles 😉

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