Oct 28, 2013

You can trust me.

“Please… take me with you! I want to live with you in California. I’ve already packed some toiletries and I know there’s room in your purse. I’ll be good. Look at this innocent face. You can trust me. Puh-leeeze?!

Do I look like I would eat your tomatoes and peaches and pomegranates? No way! ย  I have food allergies. Eat a peach and I’ll blow up like a balloon. Besides, I’m not really a squirrel – I’m a cat. ย This is a Halloween costume. Booo! Now open up that purse!”

Filed Under: Dear Diary

4 Comments on “You can trust me.”

  1. Sue says:

    Crack me up!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚
    What great pictures of these squirrels!

  2. Anonymous says:

    lol, how cute. He will eat all your tomatoes.

  3. Marty says:

    Did you go and see Strawberry Fields?

  4. Becky says:

    Jenny, don’t do it. Walk. Away. Slowly.

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