Congratulations, William!

He was the very first entry after this morning’s clue and he just won $100 Visa gift card!  The three fakes show titles were:

#1 You think you’re ideal but that chest doesn’t look real.

#3 Girl, here’s the plan – you need to get your own man. &

#19 Your man’s not a hero – you need to drop that zero.

Thanks, everybody, for playing.  Stay tuned for more fun games and free money!

UPDATE:

We just heard from William who lives in Wisconsin and said he was playing against his wife, Jamie, and it was “good to beat her (all in good fun, of course).”

Here’s a photo of them both  hiking along the south rim of the Grand Canyon this past summer. William is a huge Chicago Bears fan (displaced from MN to the middle of Packer-land)! William, my show taped in Chicago and I agree – the Chicago Bears rule!  Congrats again.

Here it is: this is your Thursday clue

But look at the old ones – they’ll help you too.

Each fake has a confronter in some woman’s face

That ought to help you to win this race.

The birthday boy is as close as any

Take your best shot. Good luck,

Jenny 🙂

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There’s another clue coming in the morning, then anyone can guess again.  Some of you are cold but quite a few are getting hot!

All three fake Jenny Jones Show titles are ODD NUMBERS.

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You guys!!  Not even close!! Let’s start over and this time I’ll give you some clues.  New rule: it’s going to be one guess per person, per day. Now, your clues for today:

The ones I can tell you are wrong all together

Are Becky & Shelly & Josh & Heather

Much closer to winning the $100 Visa

Are only two entries from Theresa & Lisa.

But no one so far has guessed all three fakes

So let’s start over – do you have what it takes?

Oh – another clue: The three fakes will all rhyme

So try, try again.  Better luck this time!

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It’s a New Contest!

Below is a list of twenty Jenny Jones Show titles – but THREE of them are FAKE!

The first person to choose the THREE fakes wins $100 Visa gift card.

One guess per person, per day. (no need to write them out, just send in your THREE title numbers separated by commas, i.e.  1, 2, 3)  If no one wins, I’ll start giving clues tomorrow and everyone can guess again. Good luck!

1. You think you’re ideal but that chest doesn’t look real.

2. You make my heart throb when you’re on the job.

3. Girl, here’s the plan – you need to get your own man.

4. This body won’t stop since I got more on the top.

5. Put down that palm ‘cuz you know I’m the bomb.

6. Stop being rude… my daughter’s no dude.

7. My voice may not be pleasing but you’ve got to stop your teasing.

8. I’ll tell it like it is – stay out of show biz.

9. Too fat to wear that.

10. Quit the model talk ‘cuz you’ll never walk the catwalk.

11. Girl, you may be my mate but you have to lose weight.

12. I’ve had it up to here with your sexy gear.

13. I want to say what’s up to my vacation hook up.

14. That past guest was a hottie but please, cover her body.

15. If you gain another pound I won’t be around.

16. I don’t mean to be a pest but you need to cover your chest.

17. World’s worst wigs, weaves, and rugs.

18. It’s been long enough – give back my stuff.

19. Your man’s not a hero – you need to drop that zero.

20. Don’t be so cruel, stop harassing me at school.

It’s time to open a can of Whoop Ass.  In fact, let’s make it a 6-pack.  High blood pressure is not good for any of us and there are some people who are putting MY health and well being at risk and possibly yours.  When I see these people on the news, the stress overtakes me.  I want to reach into the screen, grab them, and grab my can of whoop ass, all for reasons of selfishness, arrogance, narcissism, greed, or just plain stupidity. I have one opening left if anyone wants to help finish the list:

~~ Dina Lohan

~~ Mel Gibson

~~ Paris Hilton

~~ The guy who ran BP

~~ Octomom

~~     ?

I never ever make mistakes when shooting those How-To videos in the kitchen. Even if I did, which I never do, but even if I did, and even if I posted them here, you would see that to call them mistakes would not truly represent the nature of those mistakes, which I never make, but even if I did,  they’re not really mistakes. Even if they were mistakes, which they aren’t, you would see they are simply a brief moment of misapprehension that occurs, a faux pas if you will, or even if you won’t.   So you can look at them if you want to, or even if you don’t, the bloopers, which they’re not, because I never make mistakes, are with the How-To videos. No laughing.

I just entered the 21st century with my new Droid-X.  It makes my Blackberry seem like it could be worth something – at an antique shop!  So many bells & whistles that I’ll need to learn, but what fun!  

It’s good to finally be at par with most seven-year-olds.

Here’s a picture I took of an open pomegranate.  

They are believed to protect you against cancer, heart disease, premature aging, Alzheimer’s, osteoarthritis, diabetes, wrinkles, and its iron content is good for anemia. I’ve seen skin creams made with pomegranate too.

A pomegranate contains three times the antioxidants of green tea. Now you know why planted my own tree.