We had a plumber come to fix some leaky faucets and stuff. I’ve always hated watching myself on TV and never watched my own show. But I had to watch the How-To videos from last week and here’s the internal conversation I was having as I watched myself on video…
“Is my butt really that big?”
“Why did I say that? What am I… an amateur?”
“Do I even know what I’m doing?”
“What if I get hate mail for this?”
“What’s with that hair? I don’t recall go to a clown school for hairstyling.”
“I am never watching myself on video again.”