Things are not peachy
I thought everyone might like to see my peach tree. I’ve been pampering and fertilizing it and the peaches are just now getting ready to pick. These are white peaches, the ones that are super sweet and oh so juicy… at least that’s what I’m told. Take a closer look. You’ll see a rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, fruit-stealing squirrel. I’m so mad because now I have to pick them before they’re ripe because this rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, fruit-stealing squirrel takes them before they’re even ripe. I scared this squirrel so bad he dropped the peach and literally flew out of the tree. He bolted so fast he was airborne most of the way up the hill. “Get out and don’t come back!” I bought a plastic hawk and put it in the tree. This is no way to live.
Where are you guys looking? I’ve looked and looked but can’t seem to see him! Maybe I need new glasses lol
Josh, it’s hard to spot him. Look for one of his grubby paws…lol…
I looked at it with photoshop and I finally saw it after ten minutes lol.
Glad you found it. Jenny can make these photo so difficult for us…lol…, but all in good fun 🙂
lol yes! Maybe she will make a peach cobbler! 🙂
I made peach pie instead!
Man!! this sounds like a job for granny from The Beverly Hillbillies! I could just see her in your backyard with her shotgun!! 🙂 🙂 Get down here you lousy varmint!!! 🙂
“rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, fruit-stealing squirrel” Too funny! I know you’re angry, but too funny!! 🙂
Have a great day!!
Sue
Ummm…Shotgun? Maybe…
But what I really can see is one of her pans flatting him like a pancake…lol…j/k
Even though she’s upset with the squirrel, she wouldn’t harm a fly 🙂
Jenny breaking bad with a squirrel again 😆
Stay on top of keeping those squirrels away. They really are terrible for your beautiful yard. Such a headache and nothing but mess makers and thieves 😉
I hate it that you have to pick your peaches early but it might have taught him to stay away from the way you scared him…lol… Serves him right. That’ll teach him to mess with your fruit tree…
And Jenny, I didn’t see him at first but you really caught this one in the act. It looks like he’s got a hold of a peachy and is ready to chow down…